A Very Special Someone
Politics and Chest Hair
breakfast with jadey
Jurien Bay Caravan Park
It's a wifebeater, and it's called that for a reason.
I Built a BABY didn’t I?
juddhole.com is back.
Hamish and Embley
Hello and Goodbye
There's Spinach in My Pants.
Happy Birthday Baby.
So. Writing. And Work.
Thorpie Says 'I Fully Quit!'
Trick. Or Treat.
What’s with ME today? What’s with
Brief Shot at Where I Belong
Farts are Funny. I Don't Care WHAT You Say.
Been a while. Yeah.
Don't Forget Those Curls
I haven't been slack, YOU'RE the one who's slack.
Happy Half Australia Nekkid Thursday Day
Bombproof Pie and a Jobby Job.
Frodo Lurks Too.
They made it.
ERRWWWW... ERW... Why is that sticky stuff? Don't answer that.
Happy Turkey Day Muthahfuckah... I Mean 'Mate'
This Train Station... is CLEAN.
Welcome to Australia, Thank You for Not Being Stupid.
I've met my match in Puddin' and Pie
Crazy Cat Lady and Doctor Father Hole
My Own Cheering Section and My Biggest Supporter
She Thurmans My Travolta
Fanny Footy Rooting
Life is a Sink?
I bequeath to thee... a Football Helmet... and an Asshead...
Spring is coming.
'PeterHole' Makes Me Giggle.
Just a bit of news... I Rock.
Next I'm Going To Shave My Asshead
Life in The Hole.
A Love Story.
I'm Back, Married, and Drunk off my ass.
Oz is Simply Dreamy.
Phase I of Judd Becomes An Aussie is Set.
Next Time, More Ammunition and Less Beer.
I just don't have it.
Does the Pope know how to use Photoshop?
Never ask a man if he's Texan. If he is, he'll tell you. There's no need to insult him.
I thought I could skip the country without going back to Fucking Texas.
I'll be completely honest with you...
I'll take a Number Nine and a Smoking Kills...
Yeah... That Thing We Talked About?
Leeeeeaaaaavin'... On a Jetplane.
The Story of Me and My Love Down Under.
FREE weekend. Free like the wind... and the Beer.
Pictures. Because I'm drunk and I suck.
You Don't Know Me.
You'd think I'd have known not to go that hard and deep while unlubricated, but I AM a bit out of practice.
Chicks Dig WhiteTrash SpiderMan
'Work' and 'Fun' are two different words for a reason.
I arise from The Depths... to wreak havok on your unsuspecting populace.
Inanimate Objects DO SO Mate and Create Horrible Creatures.
Oogey Woogey Lovey Dovey Num Nums
Happy Drunken 101st...
It's all about perspective.
I'm the New Mayor of 'Fat City.'
Does This Officially Make Me A 'Jock?'
I didn't freeze my balls OFF...
I'm gonna be a RockStar, I already drink like one.
My father asked me for a favor.
My '15 Minutes,' Starting... NOW.
You Give Me Money, I Dance, That's How it Works.
Drippy Nose Smartass Sucker.
By Doze Is Stuvved Ub.
Merry New Year! I'm in a Kilt. Now shut up and kiss me.
We are, in fact, the BaddestAss-KiltWearingest-DamnSexiest Two Hunks of ManMeat that you know.
Heapin' Helpin' of Atlanta with Pork and a Side of Redneck.
Merry Fucking New Year.
Fisticuffs for Festivus.
Shhhhh, the microwave might hear you.
Life is a Swizzle Stick.
The good, die young.
Life Fucking Stinks.
'JuddHole,' the movie.
Reeling, but still standing
We need to talk...
That smell? It's just the neighbor's 2-acre Flower Garden.
Voting for a goalie doesn't make me a bad person.
Bikers don't like kilts as much as Tequila.
Avast, ye scurvy dogs!
Big Scary Kitties
A day in the life of JuddHole.
Stage 10 - Depression
Stage 9 - Acceptance
Stage 8 - Reality
Stage 7 - Chastity
Stage 6 - Longing
Stage 5 - Anger
Stage 4 - Guilt
Stage 3 - Denial
Stage 2 - Elation
Stage 1 - Relief
The Gas Chamber.
Another weddin', and some pitcherssss...
Mass 'noting' and a story of Shithead.
Life goes on... but does it have to suck like this while it does?
I wouldn't even know how to try to be 'Politically Correct,' so I'll just say 'I'm from Montana, where the men are men and the sheep flee at the sound of a zipper.'
If anyone's seen my Utilikilt, or has one I that'll fit, help a bruthah out.
Sometimes you just get the perfect shot.
I really just have to rant for a bit. Go ahead and go take a leak. I'll still be going when you get back.
A Highland Wedding, if not a Highland Fest.
I'm entering my 30's screaming like a banshee.
If I could Golf what I Bowl and Bowl what I Golf... I'd still suck, I'm pretty sure.
Someone bit my balls this morning. Not in the fun way, either.
I'm too fat (and heterosexual) to jump from an airplane.
Please, for to not you be making the fun of my speaking.
Montana on my mind.
When the Orchestra plays, it will be heard.
Another long one, but a turning point.
It ain't fun, but I'll learn from it.
The Story of Me and The Girl... Read at Your Own Risk.
Just 'cause I'm paranoid doesn't mean my back isn't out to get me.
The Mom: More of a Man than I am.
Made from freshly squeezed Pimps.
Yet another reason Texas sucks.
The saga of the pussy goalie.
So long Dusty, I'll be a millionaire soon with or without your help.
Gas is apparently flammable, and my back pays for my sins.
Live life to the fullest, even the stinky parts.
Still stinky, and if Scott Adams is reading this, 'piss off and get your own ideas.'
Secrets of housekeeping and getting felt up by cops.
I'm just trying to make them feel good about themselves. I'm sensitive like that.
Take my survey.
My horoscope fails me yet again and I view great quantities of Suck.
Scooby sings with HeliumHead the Receptionist.
I discover a miracle called 'caffeine,' and party like an uberstar.
I lie like a bastard.
The fucktarded shall inherit the Internet...
Depression. Oh, watch me FEEL.
A little about me... I'm terrified of thunderstorms.
Search for 'ice cream lovin snatchbag' and I'm number one.
I mooned Mel Gibson.
The Engagement: Part II
The Engagement: Part I
I’m a hero… to cats.
I'm a cross-dresser... but damn sexy.
The Nerf Punisher.
Re-entry into the work atmosphere...
Christ... I went and did it NOW...
I hurt all over... but I am a Champion.
In a crowded bar, how can you tell if there are any Texans?
Answer: They'll tell you.
I open my heart... and my ass.
Cannabalism in the bathroom.
Family is what you make it.
I'm neither Retarded nor Retired.
Sign my skates? Nooooo...
Tits on a boar.
Jimmy Buffet vs. Playoff Hockey
I can pee perfectly horizontally… in my pants.
CaveMan the Buffalo Thief
I gotta get better friends.