Welcome to the JuddHole

2008-04-30 -

Anzac Day

2008-03-14 -

breakfast with jadey

2008-03-08 -

My office

2008-03-01 -

My Hat.

2008-02-24 -

Writey

2008-02-06 -

Jurien Bay Caravan Park

2007-10-03 -

It's a wifebeater, and it's called that for a reason.

2007-07-03 -

I Built a BABY didn’t I?

2007-06-01 -

juddhole.com is back.

2007-05-17 -

Hamish and Embley

2007-05-12 -

Hello and Goodbye

2007-01-29 -

There's Spinach in My Pants.

2007-01-24 -

Perfect.

2007-01-23 -

Happy Birthday Baby.

2006-11-30 -

So. Writing. And Work.

2006-11-25 -

Turkeyrangadooderup Day

2006-11-22 -

Thorpie Says 'I Fully Quit!'

2006-11-04 -

Trick. Or Treat.

2006-09-08 -

What’s with ME today? What’s with today today?

2006-08-11 -

Brief Shot at Where I Belong

2006-07-30 -

Farts are Funny. I Don't Care WHAT You Say.

2006-07-23 -

Been a while. Yeah.

2006-04-23 -

Don't Forget Those Curls

2006-04-05 -

I haven't been slack, YOU'RE the one who's slack.

2006-01-26 -

Happy Half Australia Nekkid Thursday Day

2006-01-22 -

Bombproof Pie and a Jobby Job.

2006-01-11 -

Frodo Lurks Too.

2006-01-05 -

They made it.

2005-12-07 -

ERRWWWW... ERW... Why is that sticky stuff? Don't answer that.

2005-11-28 -

Happy Turkey Day Muthahfuckah... I Mean 'Mate'

2005-11-18 -

This Train Station... is CLEAN.

2005-11-08 -

Welcome to Australia, Thank You for Not Being Stupid.

2005-10-24 -

I've met my match in Puddin' and Pie

2005-10-18 -

Crazy Cat Lady and Doctor Father Hole

2005-10-09 -

My Own Cheering Section and My Biggest Supporter

2005-10-04 -

She Thurmans My Travolta

2005-09-20 -

Fanny Footy Rooting

2005-08-28 -

Life is a Sink?

2005-08-16 -

Saying Goodbye.

2005-08-15 -

I bequeath to thee... a Football Helmet... and an Asshead...

2005-08-07 -

Spring is coming.

2005-07-31 -

'PeterHole' Makes Me Giggle.

2005-07-30 -

Just a bit of news... I Rock.

2005-07-27 -

Next I'm Going To Shave My Asshead

2005-07-17 -

Life in The Hole.

2005-07-07 -

What's next?

2005-06-28 -

A Love Story.

2005-06-26 -

I'm Back, Married, and Drunk off my ass.

2005-06-18 -

Oz is Simply Dreamy.

2005-06-10 -

Phase I of Judd Becomes An Aussie is Set.

2005-06-06 -

Next Time, More Ammunition and Less Beer.

2005-05-21 -

I just don't have it.

2005-05-10 -

Does the Pope know how to use Photoshop?

2005-05-07 -

Never ask a man if he's Texan. If he is, he'll tell you. There's no need to insult him.

2005-04-30 -

I thought I could skip the country without going back to Fucking Texas.

2005-04-27 -

I'll be completely honest with you...

2005-04-21 -

I'll take a Number Nine and a Smoking Kills...

2005-04-13 -

Yeah... That Thing We Talked About?

2005-04-07 -

Leeeeeaaaaavin'... On a Jetplane.

2005-04-02 -

The Story of Me and My Love Down Under.

2005-03-29 -

FREE weekend. Free like the wind... and the Beer.

2005-03-19 -

Pictures. Because I'm drunk and I suck.

2005-03-15 -

You Don't Know Me.

2005-03-13 -

Conversations.

2005-03-05 -

You'd think I'd have known not to go that hard and deep while unlubricated, but I AM a bit out of practice.

2005-02-27 -

Chicks Dig WhiteTrash SpiderMan

2005-02-23 -

'Work' and 'Fun' are two different words for a reason.

2005-02-18 -

I arise from The Depths... to wreak havok on your unsuspecting populace.

2005-02-17 -

Inanimate Objects DO SO Mate and Create Horrible Creatures.

2005-02-14 -

Oogey Woogey Lovey Dovey Num Nums

2005-02-12 -

Happy Drunken 101st...

2005-02-10 -

It's all about perspective.

2005-01-31 -

I'm the New Mayor of 'Fat City.'

2005-01-27 -

Does This Officially Make Me A 'Jock?'

2005-01-23 -

I didn't freeze my balls OFF...

2005-01-20 -

I'm gonna be a RockStar, I already drink like one.

2005-01-18 -

My father asked me for a favor.

2005-01-15 -

My '15 Minutes,' Starting... NOW.

2005-01-13 -

You Give Me Money, I Dance, That's How it Works.

2005-01-12 -

Drippy Nose Smartass Sucker.

2005-01-11 -

By Doze Is Stuvved Ub.

2005-01-05 -

Merry New Year! I'm in a Kilt. Now shut up and kiss me.

2005-01-04 -

We are, in fact, the BaddestAss-KiltWearingest-DamnSexiest Two Hunks of ManMeat that you know.

2005-01-03 -

Heapin' Helpin' of Atlanta with Pork and a Side of Redneck.

2004-12-28 -

Merry Fucking New Year.

2004-12-27 -

Fisticuffs for Festivus.

2004-12-22 -

Shhhhh, the microwave might hear you.

2004-12-17 -

Life is a Swizzle Stick.

2004-12-15 -

The good, die young.

2004-12-14 -

Life Fucking Stinks.

2004-12-09 -

'JuddHole,' the movie.

2004-12-06 -

Reeling, but still standing

2004-11-13 -

We need to talk...

2004-11-04 -

That smell? It's just the neighbor's 2-acre Flower Garden.

2004-11-04 -

Voting for a goalie doesn't make me a bad person.

2004-10-30 -

Bikers don't like kilts as much as Tequila.

2004-10-28 -

Avast, ye scurvy dogs!

2004-10-22 -

Big Scary Kitties

2004-10-20 -

A day in the life of JuddHole.

2004-10-17 -

Stage 10 - Depression

2004-10-17 -

Stage 9 - Acceptance

2004-10-17 -

Stage 8 - Reality

2004-10-17 -

Stage 7 - Chastity

2004-10-17 -

Stage 6 - Longing

2004-10-17 -

Stage 5 - Anger

2004-10-17 -

Stage 4 - Guilt

2004-10-17 -

Stage 3 - Denial

2004-10-17 -

Stage 2 - Elation

2004-10-17 -

Stage 1 - Relief

2004-10-15 -

The Gas Chamber.

2004-10-12 -

Another weddin', and some pitcherssss...

2004-10-09 -

Mass 'noting' and a story of Shithead.

2004-10-02 -

Life goes on... but does it have to suck like this while it does?

2004-09-25 -

I wouldn't even know how to try to be 'Politically Correct,' so I'll just say 'I'm from Montana, where the men are men and the sheep flee at the sound of a zipper.'

2004-09-20 -

If anyone's seen my Utilikilt, or has one I that'll fit, help a bruthah out.

2004-09-18 -

Sometimes you just get the perfect shot.

2004-09-15 -

I really just have to rant for a bit. Go ahead and go take a leak. I'll still be going when you get back.

2004-09-12 -

A Highland Wedding, if not a Highland Fest.

2004-09-09 -

I'm entering my 30's screaming like a banshee.

2004-09-06 -

If I could Golf what I Bowl and Bowl what I Golf... I'd still suck, I'm pretty sure.

2004-09-04 -

Someone bit my balls this morning. Not in the fun way, either.

2004-08-30 -

I'm too fat (and heterosexual) to jump from an airplane.

2004-08-28 -

Please, for to not you be making the fun of my speaking.

2004-08-21 -

Montana on my mind.

2004-08-11 -

When the Orchestra plays, it will be heard.

2004-08-07 -

Another long one, but a turning point.

2004-08-02 -

It ain't fun, but I'll learn from it.

2004-07-31 -

The Story of Me and The Girl... Read at Your Own Risk.

2004-07-29 -

Just 'cause I'm paranoid doesn't mean my back isn't out to get me.

2004-07-27 -

The Mom: More of a Man than I am.

2004-07-24 -

Made from freshly squeezed Pimps.

2004-07-20 -

Yet another reason Texas sucks.

2004-07-17 -

The saga of the pussy goalie.

2004-07-14 -

So long Dusty, I'll be a millionaire soon with or without your help.

2004-07-13 -

Gas is apparently flammable, and my back pays for my sins.

2004-07-09 -

Live life to the fullest, even the stinky parts.

2004-07-08 -

Still stinky, and if Scott Adams is reading this, 'piss off and get your own ideas.'

2004-07-07 -

Secrets of housekeeping and getting felt up by cops.

2004-07-06 -

I'm just trying to make them feel good about themselves. I'm sensitive like that.

2004-07-02 -

Take my survey.

2004-07-01 -

My horoscope fails me yet again and I view great quantities of Suck.

2004-06-30 -

Scooby sings with HeliumHead the Receptionist.

2004-06-28 -

I discover a miracle called 'caffeine,' and party like an uberstar.

2004-06-24 -

I lie like a bastard.

2004-06-21 -

The fucktarded shall inherit the Internet...

2004-06-19 -

Depression. Oh, watch me FEEL.

2004-06-18 -

A little about me... I'm terrified of thunderstorms.

2004-06-18 -

Search for 'ice cream lovin snatchbag' and I'm number one.

2004-06-16 -

I mooned Mel Gibson.

2004-06-15 -

The Engagement: Part II

2004-06-14 -

The Engagement: Part I

2004-06-12 -

I’m a hero… to cats.

2004-06-12 -

I'm a cross-dresser... but damn sexy.

2004-06-11 -

The Nerf Punisher.

2004-06-10 -

Re-entry into the work atmosphere...

2004-06-09 -

Christ... I went and did it NOW...

2004-06-03 -

Multi-cultural.

2004-06-02 -

I hurt all over... but I am a Champion.

2004-06-01 -

In a crowded bar, how can you tell if there are any Texans?
Answer: They'll tell you.

2004-05-26 -

I open my heart... and my ass.

2004-05-25 -

Cannabalism in the bathroom.

2004-05-22 -

Family is what you make it.

2004-05-21 -

Toilet Aerobics.

2004-05-21 -

I'm neither Retarded nor Retired.

2004-05-19 -

Sign my skates? Nooooo...

2004-05-19 -

Tits on a boar.

2004-05-18 -

Jimmy Buffet vs. Playoff Hockey

2004-05-17 -

I can pee perfectly horizontally… in my pants.

2004-05-16 -

CaveMan the Buffalo Thief

2004-05-13 -

I gotta get better friends.

2004-05-12 -

Curiosity Slowing?