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2009-09-12 - -
2009-02-10 - Vic Fire
2009-01-27 - A Very Special Someone
2008-11-11 - Politics and Chest Hair
2008-04-30 - Anzac Day
2008-03-14 - breakfast with jadey
2008-03-08 - My office
2008-03-01 - My Hat.
2008-02-24 - Writey
2008-02-06 - Jurien Bay Caravan Park
2007-10-03 - It's a wifebeater, and it's called that for a reason.
2007-07-03 - I Built a BABY didn’t I?
2007-06-01 - juddhole.com is back.
2007-05-17 - Hamish and Embley
2007-05-12 - Hello and Goodbye
2007-01-29 - There's Spinach in My Pants.
2007-01-24 - Perfect.
2007-01-23 - Happy Birthday Baby.
2006-11-30 - So. Writing. And Work.
2006-11-25 - Turkeyrangadooderup Day
2006-11-22 - Thorpie Says 'I Fully Quit!'
2006-11-04 - Trick. Or Treat.
2006-09-08 - What’s with ME today? What’s with today today?
2006-08-11 - Brief Shot at Where I Belong
2006-07-30 - Farts are Funny. I Don't Care WHAT You Say.
2006-07-23 - Been a while. Yeah.
2006-04-23 - Don't Forget Those Curls
2006-04-05 - I haven't been slack, YOU'RE the one who's slack.
2006-01-26 - Happy Half Australia Nekkid Thursday Day
2006-01-22 - Bombproof Pie and a Jobby Job.
2006-01-11 - Frodo Lurks Too.
2006-01-05 - They made it.
2005-12-07 - ERRWWWW... ERW... Why is that sticky stuff? Don't answer that.
2005-11-28 - Happy Turkey Day Muthahfuckah... I Mean 'Mate'
2005-11-18 - This Train Station... is CLEAN.
2005-11-08 - Welcome to Australia, Thank You for Not Being Stupid.
2005-10-24 - I've met my match in Puddin' and Pie
2005-10-18 - Crazy Cat Lady and Doctor Father Hole
2005-10-09 - My Own Cheering Section and My Biggest Supporter
2005-10-04 - She Thurmans My Travolta
2005-09-20 - Fanny Footy Rooting
2005-08-28 - Life is a Sink?
2005-08-16 - Saying Goodbye.
2005-08-15 - I bequeath to thee... a Football Helmet... and an Asshead...
2005-08-07 - Spring is coming.
2005-07-31 - 'PeterHole' Makes Me Giggle.
2005-07-30 - Just a bit of news... I Rock.
2005-07-27 - Next I'm Going To Shave My Asshead
2005-07-17 - Life in The Hole.
2005-07-07 - What's next?
2005-06-28 - A Love Story.
2005-06-26 - I'm Back, Married, and Drunk off my ass.
2005-06-18 - Oz is Simply Dreamy.
2005-06-10 - Phase I of Judd Becomes An Aussie is Set.
2005-06-06 - Next Time, More Ammunition and Less Beer.
2005-05-21 - I just don't have it.
2005-05-10 - Does the Pope know how to use Photoshop?
2005-05-07 - Never ask a man if he's Texan. If he is, he'll tell you. There's no need to insult him.
2005-04-30 - I thought I could skip the country without going back to Fucking Texas.
2005-04-27 - I'll be completely honest with you...
2005-04-21 - I'll take a Number Nine and a Smoking Kills...
2005-04-13 - Yeah... That Thing We Talked About?
2005-04-07 - Leeeeeaaaaavin'... On a Jetplane.
2005-04-02 - The Story of Me and My Love Down Under.
2005-03-29 - FREE weekend. Free like the wind... and the Beer.
2005-03-19 - Pictures. Because I'm drunk and I suck.
2005-03-15 - You Don't Know Me.
2005-03-13 - Conversations.
2005-03-05 - You'd think I'd have known not to go that hard and deep while unlubricated, but I AM a bit out of practice.
2005-02-27 - Chicks Dig WhiteTrash SpiderMan
2005-02-23 - 'Work' and 'Fun' are two different words for a reason.
2005-02-18 - I arise from The Depths... to wreak havok on your unsuspecting populace.
2005-02-17 - Inanimate Objects DO SO Mate and Create Horrible Creatures.
2005-02-14 - Oogey Woogey Lovey Dovey Num Nums
2005-02-12 - Happy Drunken 101st...
2005-02-10 - It's all about perspective.
2005-01-31 - I'm the New Mayor of 'Fat City.'
2005-01-27 - Does This Officially Make Me A 'Jock?'
2005-01-23 - I didn't freeze my balls OFF...
2005-01-20 - I'm gonna be a RockStar, I already drink like one.
2005-01-18 - My father asked me for a favor.
2005-01-15 - My '15 Minutes,' Starting... NOW.
2005-01-13 - You Give Me Money, I Dance, That's How it Works.
2005-01-12 - Drippy Nose Smartass Sucker.
2005-01-11 - By Doze Is Stuvved Ub.
2005-01-05 - Merry New Year! I'm in a Kilt. Now shut up and kiss me.
2005-01-04 - We are, in fact, the BaddestAss-KiltWearingest-DamnSexiest Two Hunks of ManMeat that you know.
2005-01-03 - Heapin' Helpin' of Atlanta with Pork and a Side of Redneck.
2004-12-28 - Merry Fucking New Year.
2004-12-27 - Fisticuffs for Festivus.
2004-12-22 - Shhhhh, the microwave might hear you.
2004-12-17 - Life is a Swizzle Stick.
2004-12-15 - The good, die young.
2004-12-14 - Life Fucking Stinks.
2004-12-09 - 'JuddHole,' the movie.
2004-12-06 - Reeling, but still standing
2004-11-13 - We need to talk...
2004-11-04 - That smell? It's just the neighbor's 2-acre Flower Garden.
2004-11-04 - Voting for a goalie doesn't make me a bad person.
2004-10-30 - Bikers don't like kilts as much as Tequila.
2004-10-28 - Avast, ye scurvy dogs!
2004-10-22 - Big Scary Kitties
2004-10-20 - A day in the life of JuddHole.
2004-10-17 - Stage 10 - Depression
2004-10-17 - Stage 9 - Acceptance
2004-10-17 - Stage 8 - Reality
2004-10-17 - Stage 7 - Chastity
2004-10-17 - Stage 6 - Longing
2004-10-17 - Stage 5 - Anger
2004-10-17 - Stage 4 - Guilt
2004-10-17 - Stage 3 - Denial
2004-10-17 - Stage 2 - Elation
2004-10-17 - Stage 1 - Relief
2004-10-15 - The Gas Chamber.
2004-10-12 - Another weddin', and some pitcherssss...
2004-10-09 - Mass 'noting' and a story of Shithead.
2004-10-02 - Life goes on... but does it have to suck like this while it does?
2004-09-25 - I wouldn't even know how to try to be 'Politically Correct,' so I'll just say 'I'm from Montana, where the men are men and the sheep flee at the sound of a zipper.'
2004-09-20 - If anyone's seen my Utilikilt, or has one I that'll fit, help a bruthah out.
2004-09-18 - Sometimes you just get the perfect shot.
2004-09-15 - I really just have to rant for a bit. Go ahead and go take a leak. I'll still be going when you get back.
2004-09-12 - A Highland Wedding, if not a Highland Fest.
2004-09-09 - I'm entering my 30's screaming like a banshee.
2004-09-06 - If I could Golf what I Bowl and Bowl what I Golf... I'd still suck, I'm pretty sure.
2004-09-04 - Someone bit my balls this morning. Not in the fun way, either.
2004-08-30 - I'm too fat (and heterosexual) to jump from an airplane.
2004-08-28 - Please, for to not you be making the fun of my speaking.
2004-08-21 - Montana on my mind.
2004-08-11 - When the Orchestra plays, it will be heard.
2004-08-07 - Another long one, but a turning point.
2004-08-02 - It ain't fun, but I'll learn from it.
2004-07-31 - The Story of Me and The Girl... Read at Your Own Risk.
2004-07-29 - Just 'cause I'm paranoid doesn't mean my back isn't out to get me.
2004-07-27 - The Mom: More of a Man than I am.
2004-07-24 - Made from freshly squeezed Pimps.
2004-07-20 - Yet another reason Texas sucks.
2004-07-17 - The saga of the pussy goalie.
2004-07-14 - So long Dusty, I'll be a millionaire soon with or without your help.
2004-07-13 - Gas is apparently flammable, and my back pays for my sins.
2004-07-09 - Live life to the fullest, even the stinky parts.
2004-07-08 - Still stinky, and if Scott Adams is reading this, 'piss off and get your own ideas.'
2004-07-07 - Secrets of housekeeping and getting felt up by cops.
2004-07-06 - I'm just trying to make them feel good about themselves. I'm sensitive like that.
2004-07-02 - Take my survey.
2004-07-01 - My horoscope fails me yet again and I view great quantities of Suck.
2004-06-30 - Scooby sings with HeliumHead the Receptionist.
2004-06-28 - I discover a miracle called 'caffeine,' and party like an uberstar.
2004-06-24 - I lie like a bastard.
2004-06-21 - The fucktarded shall inherit the Internet...
2004-06-19 - Depression. Oh, watch me FEEL.
2004-06-18 - A little about me... I'm terrified of thunderstorms.
2004-06-18 - Search for 'ice cream lovin snatchbag' and I'm number one.
2004-06-16 - I mooned Mel Gibson.
2004-06-15 - The Engagement: Part II
2004-06-14 - The Engagement: Part I
2004-06-12 - I’m a hero… to cats.
2004-06-12 - I'm a cross-dresser... but damn sexy.
2004-06-11 - The Nerf Punisher.
2004-06-10 - Re-entry into the work atmosphere...
2004-06-09 - Christ... I went and did it NOW...
2004-06-03 - Multi-cultural.
2004-06-02 - I hurt all over... but I am a Champion.
2004-06-01 - In a crowded bar, how can you tell if there are any Texans?
Answer: They'll tell you.
2004-05-26 - I open my heart... and my ass.
2004-05-25 - Cannabalism in the bathroom.
2004-05-22 - Family is what you make it.
2004-05-21 - Toilet Aerobics.
2004-05-21 - I'm neither Retarded nor Retired.
2004-05-19 - Sign my skates? Nooooo...
2004-05-19 - Tits on a boar.
2004-05-18 - Jimmy Buffet vs. Playoff Hockey
2004-05-17 - I can pee perfectly horizontally… in my pants.
2004-05-16 - CaveMan the Buffalo Thief
2004-05-13 - I gotta get better friends.
2004-05-12 - Curiosity Slowing?